JAPAN: Hanai Sachiko no karei na shougai (The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai). 2003

Director: Mitsuru Meike
Stars: Emi Kuroda, Kyoko Hayami, Kanae Mizuhara, Takeshi Ito.
Release date: ? 2006
Genre: Comedy/Drama/Action
Length: 90 mins

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"Meike’s sexy, anarchic, satirical romp was originally released into pink cinemas in a 65-minute version called Horny Home Tutor: Teacher’s Love Juice, but proved so popular that a ‘director’s cut’ was prepared, featuring enough raunch, humour and weirdness to please all but the most po-faced. The depiction of the current incumbent at the White House is particularly to be savoured."

Synopsis
Sachiko Hanai is a call girl specialising in role-playing the type of lusty home tutor every adolescent boy dreams of having correct his homework. One day she inadvertently stumbles into a coffee shop interrupting some dodgy dealings. Tempers flare, guns are drawn and Sachiko finds herself in the path of a stray bullet that hits her bang in the centre of her forehead. Dazed and confused, she wanders into the streets, not noticing a mysterious metal canister being inserted into her handbag. Her attempts at dislodging the bullet with an eye-liner pencil set off a volley of flashing lights and strange images; suddenly Sachiko finds herself able to speak foreign languages and solve complex formulae, making her much in demand as a bona-fide tutor. Unfortunately, the cylinder contains a replica of the finger of the US president, whose fingerprint is capable of unleashing nuclear Armageddon.

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